What I've been working on recently, not quite done, but my scanners dead and I'm to lazy to download it to scan my recent works. sorry and good day. lord black knife and jar'ack coldwhisper © mark andrews 2004

this is part o' a storey I really should do. But like all me storeys I complete them, it is just they are not typed, or written. hmm. anywho, readers digest version; marie finds long since forgoten tower o' Ralley'Goldez (neo Mordor) upon seeking refuge from gangsters, but she finds the master throne room, and the new one ring. blah blah blah (skip!!) cold whisper tryes to convince her to put on the ring by sending her , mentaly, back to the time he was a child. he bull shits her about his "life" and then tells her that he can only be revived if someone wears the ring( which would end up killing the person, because the spell needs a willing sacrifice to let him loose, but the warning sign is centuries out o' date and she can't read it, jus tas she is about to put on the ring, the gangsters find her and the mobs boss guy, acting arogent puts on the ring; and procedes to explode, leaving Coldwhisper in all o' his unholy divinety standing proud,(skiiiiip) kills other bad guys, brings Ralley'Goldez back to it's grace, and lets marie live. hah! marie © herself, lil' coldwhisper © mark andrews

the large guy is the most accurate o' me i can get in cartoon form. me 20 year old NATO jacket with drawings on it, th ecombat pants, the "sheath" shirt(university news paper) disgruntled stare mixed with stress caused by nazi Bush and his swastica loving ways. I am thinking o' a creative way to insult bush but, i can just do with 'he is an ass clown' and i'll be happy. Yea hear that you right wing supporters!?! and i decided that i am going to be an asshole to you people now on, why? cuz I can. though I will use truths to carry out my evil plans. muhahahahah. that is all.....grr.....Turn off the bloody camera!*click*

I can't beleive I didn't upload this thing here O_o
righty right..this is me..all three of us in one of our "Oh fuck, we screwed up again" events.

Specifically were on some airship and we broke the damned thing which is givings us a good lesson in physics and gravity. human and gulo me are near pissing ourselves wit hfear, but of course me ol' jabberwocky form is having fun pointing out Our possible point of impact being either teh wal-mart, baptist church or bowling alley.

This drawing inspired by The Flogging Molleys "Drunken lullabies"
mca (all) © mark andrews

On the left, Froggy, my bubble brained blond blue eyed ditzy Roo necromancer who own one of the largest component shops for magic in the known multivers...but still an idiot.

to the right on the floor. me(my fur avatar) tied up and screaming at her. stupid nit.

"Nowww...now did that spell go again?"
"IT'S A BLOODY CANTRIP FER FUCKS SAKE!"

I really startin to get good at colouring. heh, she still my girl.sara © mark andrews 2001

I don't mind playin on things taboo. I kin talk about socialy unsettling things with a straight face like;incest, beastyality, high school shootings, death, and so on, hell I've been working in the kill floor at mitchels gourmet meats. was wipping them into the killing room, did ya know they stab them in the throat after being zapped unconcious? well imagin my suprise when one woke up when the knife was put in its neck, it was kickin and thrashin. latter I was cuttin their heads off, wheeeee!

talk about "go fuck yourself", ah don't worry, the one in front is female.the only person I love is myself.(for now) mca coldwhisper male/female © mark andrews

something i did not finish. id © me.

Woo hoo! Anthrocon in 2 days and jabbers first trip ever to the states! Ican't wait to be mugged there!

*sings* "i've got an ape drape yes i do,their givingthem to anyone and this means you...!"-The Vandals Id © mark andrews

i miss my char lord BK, because he is a human likeness being, so I made him a fur in his brezerker form. LBK © me

work? what for? all I need it a 50% to pass the classes, I don't need to get usless high marks. I did NOTHING in Mr. Cook's class, and I still handed in all the assignments...well. exept for one. the pig disecting was fun though, I named mine Earl, and made the fetal pig corpse dance. it was fun.

nother nack 'nd loyd comic, do't know if ye can read it though,oh well. nack vs. evil furby.

I am the new lord o' mordor. I took the 9 rings that were left when the 9 rider dissapeared into a ball o' fire.I combind the 9 rings to make the new one ring. I rebuilt the dark tower and created the new ringwraiths, alas only 5.© mark andrews

very old pic. we're talking one o' the first pics i ever uploaded. all © me

ah yes, the great piss cat! me n' my friend Shin-X seen it twice. i think its a chesire cat. it has the wierdest fur patern, it's tail is ringed black, it's body is plain but has two black and white dimond shapes on its back, it's face i don't remember, but it wasstrange, it's fur is a gold colour.

eets da booogy man! yay!!! © mark andrews 2002

its me Mca cold whisper bah!!!! © mark andrews

did i mention i'm an asshole? apparently neo green thinks i'm an "Intolerant critic" wow big words! sure you know how to use them? hey look, i'm being an ass again! if i was an intolerant critic i would have said something like; "they shouldn't be drawing because they are female, and women belong in the kitchen" but i didn't. so YAY! eat me....ego © mark andrews

some what inspired by Hammerfall's song "templars of steel". their a great band that plays warrior/heavy metal. so support them, buy a cd.

due to popular demand! ( my sister rathadack) another add on o' "the real mca"
you know...I acculy tried that afterwards. interesting. if ye canna' figure out what jus' apend. ye are stupid.

Fuck it, this is as far as i'm going. This drawing has caused me mental pains trying to figure out the hand structure and holding a greatsword at that angle.

So anyways, that is my Drow lesser god Lord Black Knife (son of Hextor and Lolth) vs an old god like character, Jar'ack Coldwhisper. drew the wolfs head to large for the body, which is also structured wrong. urf. bad.